February 2012
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
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Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
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